If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Laughter the best medicine ???
Tip of the Day: One of my tricks for tracking sensation and how 'feedback' changes those little firing neuron thingy's in my head.
Hold a pencil between your teeth and don't touch it with your lips and for a few seconds feel your body sensations - write down your felt experience.
P.S. Did you know there are over two hundred muscles in the head, most affecting movement of the face?